dontbe-afool:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

This is brutal omg

(via dontbe-afool-deactivated2014082)

oldboy (2003) dir. chan-wook park

(via joltbunny)

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

image

(via jesuschristvevo)

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

(via flat-chested-5th-grader)

thebest-memes:

"I hope they’re scented."

thebest-memes:

"I hope they’re scented."

nanofabrication:

Sweet powders from my kitchen.

staytrue-nep:

runaon:

This is disgusting.

Not a lot gets me emotional, but this brought tears to my eyes. NO ONE deserves this. It could easily be someone you know, would it still be “funny” or would that be different?

staytrue-nep:

runaon:

This is disgusting.

Not a lot gets me emotional, but this brought tears to my eyes. NO ONE deserves this. It could easily be someone you know, would it still be “funny” or would that be different?

vulturesintrees:

Dascha Polanco at the Tracy Reese Fashion Show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2015

I see you, beautiful.

(via t0xemia)

espikvlt:

black—lamb:

cyberho:

mtvstyle:

Nicki Minaj teaching the models at Alexander Wang how to do the Anaconda dance is the greatest thing I’ve seen today

homegirl with them black boots isn’t even trying 

black boots is me.

espikvlt:

black—lamb:

cyberho:

mtvstyle:

Nicki Minaj teaching the models at Alexander Wang how to do the Anaconda dance is the greatest thing I’ve seen today

homegirl with them black boots isn’t even trying 

black boots is me.

necrophilofthefuture:

ossricchau:

jack the ripper has been identified after 126 years, and if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit- you’re wrong.

evidence still hasn’t been provided— don’t believe every single thing you read. wait until it’s peer-reviewed and published in a scientific journal. if this is true, that’s tight as shit.

gebeine:

natashapolyblog:

No offense but Gemini is literally the worst sign in the zodiac

so true

:(

Don't trust anybody who compliments your smile.

They just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.

Anybody who tells you you've got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

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