someone give me his address i have something to give him and it’s me

(via ten-thousandlies)

Does my uniform make me look fat?
Insecurity guard (via lamapalooza)

(via t0xemia)


typical ric flair interviews

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Don't trust anybody who compliments your smile.

They just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.

Anybody who tells you you've got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

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Visit my jail cell.

Interrogate me.

Submit to me.